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Anonymous ## Mod 12/02/15(Wed)18:02:38 No. 5006 Please note that although /news/ is a text board, the thread creator is permitted to upload an image to the original post. All replies to the thread, however, are to be strictly text only. Anonymous Putin says Russia will not att(...) 03/28/24(Thu)10:14:17 No. 1282429 Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-tells-pilots-f16s-can-carry-nuclear-weapons-they-wont-change-things-2024-03-27/>Russia has no designs on any NATO country and will not attack Poland, the Baltic states or the Czech Republic but if the West supplies F-16 fighters to Ukraine then they will be shot down by Russian forces, President Vladimir Putin said late on Wednesday. >Russia's invasion of Ukraine in February 2022 has triggered the deepest crisis in Russia's relations with the West since the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis. >Speaking to Russian air force pilots, Putin said the U.S.-led military alliance had expanded eastwards towards Russia since the 1991 fall of the Soviet Union but that Moscow had no plans to attack a NATO state. >"We have no aggressive intentions towards these states," Putin said, according to a Kremlin transcript released on Thursday. >"The idea that we will attack some other country - Poland, the Baltic States, and the Czechs are also being scared - is complete nonsense. It's just drivel." >The Kremlin, which accuses the U.S. of fighting against Russia by supporting Ukraine with money, weapons and intelligence, says relations with Washington have probably never been worse. >Asked about F-16 fighters which the West has promised to send to Ukraine, Putin said such aircraft would not change the situation in Ukraine. 8 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)14:45:00 No. 1282507 >>1282439 Hey, thats not fair, cunts are useful.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)14:49:56 No. 1282508 >Russian air defense Lol. Lmao even.>>
ivan cumaloffs 03/28/24(Thu)16:31:30 No. 1282548 >>1282468 Putin have your shit on his 21cm penis after he finish raping your womens.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:11:38 No. 1282564 >>1282548 Putin only rapes children>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:24:47 No. 1282703 >>1282507 Putin likes infant cunts. Word is he sexually assaulted his infant daughters. He must have a small penis... Anonymous Democrats flip Alabama GOP hou(...) 03/27/24(Wed)14:28:25 No. 1282147 >Democratic candidate won in landslide with 62 percent of the vote in a district Trump carried in 2020 and revealing that the Republican's war of women's rights is still extremely unpopular. https://www.al.com/news/huntsville/2024/03/alabama-democrat-marilyn-lands-running-on-ivf-ruling-reportedly-flips-republican-house-seat.html Democrat Marilyn Lands defeated Republican Teddy Powell in a special election Tuesday night for a state House seat in north Alabama that drew national attention. Lands, a licensed professional counselor, flipped the seat from red to blue by besting Powell, a Madison city councilman, 62 percent to 38 percent with 100percent of the precincts in District 10 reporting, according to unofficial results posted on the Alabama Secretary of State’s Office website. The race drew national interest against the backdrop of the controversial Alabama State Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are considered children under state law. The seat became vacant when ex-Rep. David Cole resigned after pleading guilty to illegal voting. Lands, who lost to Cole in 2022, made the ruling a focus of her campaign for the district covering parts of Madison County. “We need to continue to protect at this point where we are at with the right to contraception,” she told the Huntsville Times Lede. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 18 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)04:12:15 No. 1282391 >>1282387 >hurr durrr.. same dumb lies... durrrp get an actual job>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)04:19:45 No. 1282393 >>1282391 Stop being a puppet for the Russians.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:08:31 No. 1282686 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-mifepristone-abortion-pill-supreme-court_n_66045223e4b0783b481c7564 Looks like the Republican supreme court is going to do a national abortion ban after all. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:16:01 No. 1282688 >>1282151 Raped his daughter>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:24:15 No. 1282702 >>1282381 Yeah, we should force women to have children they don't want to punish them. They behaved in a way I don't like and the consequence is being responsible for a human life. That isn't an unhinged position at all. Anonymous Yellen says China’s rapid buil(...) 03/28/24(Thu)12:16:23 No. 1282463 Link: https://apnews.com/article/china-yellen-manufacturing-treasury-economics-69fa4b2bf1dca8ca408381189383717a>Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen called out China’s ramped-up production in solar energy, electric vehicles and lithium-ion batteries, calling it unfair competition that “distorts global prices” and “hurts American firms and workers, as well as firms and workers around the world.” >Yellen, who is planning her second trip to China as Treasury secretary, said Wednesday in Georgia that she will convey her belief to her Chinese counterparts that Beijing’s increased production of green energy also poses risks “to productivity and growth in the Chinese economy.” >“I will press my Chinese counterparts to take necessary steps to address this issue.” >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)12:56:50 No. 1282479 >>1282463 Is that dog alright?>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)13:57:44 No. 1282494 >>1282479 he went sweet sour..>>
Comrades, let's build that WAL(...) 03/28/24(Thu)14:02:56 No. 1282498 >>1282479 No. These savages like to torture the doge before they kill it, as it tenderizes the meat(BS). I complained. animal torture, especially of dogs is not welcome here>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:15:21 No. 1282569 >be amerca >care about trannies too much to do a decent job at literally anything >wonder why production hits near 0 >cry when other countries pick up the slack is america great again yet bros?>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:23:37 No. 1282701 >>1282498 Adds a flavor they like. Ask any hunter, undue suffering spoils the flavor of the meat. But chinks like that flavor. They like the taste of suffering Anonymous Judge rules John Eastman shoul(...) 03/28/24(Thu)10:07:07 No. 1282421 https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/27/john-eastman-disbarred-00149468 A California judge on Wednesday recommended the disbarment of John Eastman, calling to revoke the law license of one of former President Donald Trump’s top allies in his failed last-ditch gambit to subvert the 2020 election. Judge Yvette Roland, who presided over months of testimony and argument about the basis of Eastman’s fringe legal theories, ruled that the veteran conservative attorney violated ethics rules — and even potentially criminal law — when he advanced Trump’s efforts to overturn the election results based on weak or discredited claims of fraud. Eastman plans to appeal Roland’s decision to a panel of judges, an interim step before the matter reaches the state Supreme Court. But while his appeal is pending, the ruling forces his law license into “inactive” status, meaning he can no longer practice law in California. 23 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:33:13 No. 1282589 >>1282586 Democrats made me leave a pen in my pants pocket and it blew up in the wash dying all my clothes blue. So now I'm trans. Thanks for subscribing.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:35:53 No. 1282593 >>1282589 are the trannycrats in your pants with you right now?>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:42:16 No. 1282600 >>1282593 hnggghhhnnn>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:01:28 No. 1282621 Seems like OP denies DailyMail supremacy. Will some DailyMail threads convince you of their astounding coverage that beats the competition hands down ? >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:23:22 No. 1282700 >>1282621 What happened to you? Anonymous Rochester Police Department Of(...) 03/28/24(Thu)21:17:37 No. 1282699 https://www.fltimes.com/news/former-rochester-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-raping-child/article_f5f38dec-ecff-11ee-8339-b72ab4c6af95.html CANANDAIGUA — A former Rochester police officer pleaded guilty Wednesday to having sex with a child younger than 15. Shawn Jordan, 40, of South Bristol, pleaded guilty in Ontario County Court to second-degree rape, a Class D felony, and forcible touching. Sentencing is set for June 25. Assistant District Attorney Kelly Wolford said second-degree rape is considered a violent felony. As part of the plea, Wolford said Jordan admitted having sexual intercourse with a child younger than 15 during the summer of 2022 and touching the child’s intimate parts on a separate occasion that same summer. Wolford praised the victim for coming forward. “Today a brave young girl, who stood up and said, ‘Shawn Jordan raped me,’ received justice when Jordan admitted in open court to having sexual intercourse with her knowing she was under the age of 15,” Wolford said. “Unfortunately when adults sexually abuse teens it is rare for the adult to actually admit what they did. I am so proud of this amazing young girl for having the power to stand up for herself, particularly since her offender was a police officer. To hear Jordan in his own words admit what he did was a moment I wish every victim of child sexual assault could experience. Now, the true healing for this young child and her family can begin.” Wolford noted that Jordan still faces charges in Monroe County, where he was charged in March 2023 with disseminating indecent material to minors and endangering the welfare of a child. He is accused of exposing himself to a 16-year-old girl and acting “in a lewd manner” in a Facebook Messenger video chat. Anonymous Republican tweets about ‘illeg(...) 03/28/24(Thu)17:26:25 No. 1282579 https://www.krem.com/article/sports/michigan-politician-tweets-illegal-invaders-at-airport-ends-up-being-ncaa-basketball-teams/293-02054d4c-415e-4aa4-a974-3d07bc9fadce A spokesperson from the Detroit Metro Airport confirmed the buses in the tweet were transporting the NCAA basketball teams and their staffs. DETROIT — Michigan politician Matt Maddock caused quite the stir online Wednesday when he posted a tweet with pictures of buses and a plane at the Detroit Airport. The tweet said, “Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where they’re headed with their police escort?” However, a spokesperson from the Detroit Metro Airport confirmed the buses seen in the tweet were transporting NCAA basketball teams and their staffs. The full statement from the airport said, “The four men’s basketball teams competing in the NCAA Tournament’s Sweet 16 at Little Caesars Arena arrived at DTW Wednesday evening. The buses seen in a photograph circulating online were transporting the basketball teams and their respective staffs.” A community note on the original tweet says the buses and police escort were for the Gonzaga University men’s basketball team. However, the university did not confirm it was them. The university says they can’t solidly say it was their team, but they did fly an Allegiant plane, but so did a few other teams. Gonzaga is in Detroit to take on Purdue in a Sweet 16 matchup at 4:39 on Friday. 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:50:45 No. 1282661 >>1282579 I'M OUTRAGED!!1 HE OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE!!11>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:15:35 No. 1282666 Republicans derangement has come to a head. Now they are jumping at shadows. Remind me which governors of Texas and Florida actually bussed immigrants to northern states? >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:49:30 No. 1282691 >>1282661 Wow, you sure sounds like the participation ribbon demanding millenials. Settle down over there little man.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:54:23 No. 1282692 >>1282591 >so, he wasn't wrong? Gonzaga is in fucking Washington.>>
black man's burden 03/28/24(Thu)21:17:37 No. 1282698 >>1282579 >Michigan politician Matt Maddock a bigoted white man in Detroit? Seeing a bus load of black men? OH look, Haitian refugee invaders. dumb as a fucking brick. and even if they were Haitian refugees, the US set Haiti up for destruction. Anonymous Newsflash: republicans lose 03/27/24(Wed)12:00:46 No. 1282117 Extra extra! Read all about it! Republicans are losing the war against Hunter Biden, only 56% of Americans believe Joe Biden was involved in Hunter Biden's business dealings! https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-are-losing-war-against-hunter-biden-1884059 Republicans Are Losing the War Against Hunter Biden Republicans appear to be losing in the court of opinion when it comes to their impeachment effort against President Joe Biden and his son Hunter. Polls show that across the political spectrum, fewer Americans say the president was involved in his son's business dealings. A Harvard CAPS/Harris survey in March found that 56 percent said that Biden "helped and participated in Hunter Biden's business," a 3 percent decrease from February's survey. The downtick was seen among all voters, with the greatest change being with Republicans. Between February's and March's polls, 5 percent of GOP voters switched to the position that Biden did not participate in his son's business dealings. In the March survey, 23 percent of Republicans agreed with that sentiment, compared with 63 percent of Democrats and 47 percent of independents House Republicans appear to be taking note. Representative James Comer, who chairs the Oversight Committee, which has been leading the investigation into the Biden family, has recently shifted away from any prospects of impeaching the president. After last week's impeachment hearing, Comer told Newsmax that while he would vote to impeach Biden, "the best path to accountability is criminal referrals," suggesting he would lay the groundwork for a future Donald Trump Justice Department to pursue such referrals instead of trying to impeach Biden now. Then, on Monday, the Kentucky Republican's campaign sent out a fundraising email bolstering the idea of backing away from an impeachment effort. 91 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:50:26 No. 1282680 >>1282609 Spamming is a violation of the rules and repeating yourself over and over when you've been proven wrong is infantile.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:51:27 No. 1282682 >>1282679 Things don't stop being true just because time passes, even monkeys can figure that out, why can't you?>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:52:34 No. 1282683 >>1282682 lies were never true though, shill faggot>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:44:49 No. 1282689 >>1282680 But the poster hasnt been proven wrong; no one here has provided any factual information to prove otherwise. Hence their posts are not spam and no offence committed.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:13:36 No. 1282697 >>1282676 >Yeah that's what the Ukrainians said when he did it, and he threw a tantrum and threatened to leave without giving them the aid money. That's because withholding aid was the official position of the U.S. government, not Biden. Biden doesn't have the power to withhold aid. >Nice try rewording it for inaccuracy, is that a strawman I see? No, he demanded Shokin be fired or Ukraine wouldn't get the aid. Yes. That was the official position of the U.S. government. The EU was apart of these conversations as well. Joe Biden, as a representative of the U.S. government, was sent to relay that message. >Shokin, who was at the time investigating Burisma, where Hunter had accepted a job he wasn't qualified for aside from his family name and was using to give kickbacks to daddy. Shokin was never investigating Burisma. Hunter being qualified for the job is a matter of your opinion, not fact, and there's zero evidence he gave any of that money to Joe Biden. Everything you believe is a conspiracy with no evidence to support it. >Yeah, Biden is kinda retarded. The rest of your post is all in the same vein, assertions that our eyes are deceiving us and we shouldn't listen to what the various Bidens themselves have said. Hang yourself. I'm sorry that reality hurts your feelings, anon. There's nothing I can do about that. There's a saying - to people who understand nothing, everything seems like a conspiracy. The fact that you think the VP has the power to manipulate aid and fire whoever he wants speaks to your vast ignorance. >>1282677 Obsessing about the genitals of your political opponents is not healthy. Seek mental health therapy. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous Justice=Served 03/28/24(Thu)13:55:16 No. 1282487 Sad Banfraud-Man, Democrat megadonor, fraudster, career criminal, scammer and remorseless criminal is sentenced to 25 years in prison Democrats lose a powerful ally. https://nypost.com/2024/03/28/us-news/sam-bankman-fried-faces-decades-in-prison-as-hes-sentenced-today-for-multi-billion-dollar-fraud/ ‘Remorseless’ Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison — as judge rips him as power-obsessed scammer A Manhattan judge ripped Sam Bankman-Fried as a “remorseless” scammer obsessed with political power as he sentenced the fallen crypto mogul to 25 years in prison Thursday — five months after he was found guilty of stealing more than $8 billion from customers of his now-bankrupt cryptocurrency exchange FTX. Judge Lewis Kaplan said the 32-year-old convicted fraudster “presented himself as the good guy” all in favor of “appropriate regulation of the crypto industry” — but it was just an “act.” “He did it because he wanted to be a hugely, hugely political influential person in this country,” Kaplan said, blasting him as “remorseless.” “He knew it was wrong, he knew it was criminal, he regrets that he made a very bad bet about the likelihood of being caught,” he continued, as Bankman-Fried stood in front of him with his hands clasped tightly at his waist. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 18 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:10:42 No. 1282561 >>1282542 >Bankman-Fried also donated a significant amount to fundraising committees and super PACs affiliated with both parties From all the evidence that's been gathered in all of the Court trials, over 90% of his donations went to Democrats. Sure, you can go ahead and take the unfounded claims of a proven liar, but I'd rather rely on verifiable evidence>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:11:29 No. 1282562 >>1282559 kek, the Orange Jesus was coined by a Republican congressman in the lead up to Jan 6.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:16:36 No. 1282570 >>1282561 >From all the evidence that's been gathered in all of the Court trials, over 90% of his donations went to Democrats. Who gives a shit>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:27:07 No. 1282668 >>1282559 Hahaha, your missing the entire point. If you read the thread we xertainly were making fun of Trump, hence the orange jesus commwlent cauae your just a rube who will blindfully follow Trump everywhere. And yes, this comes from a 40 year Republican card hokding member who never had the MAGA wool pulled over my eyes. I have integrity, never voted Trump, never will.>>
i see only red 03/28/24(Thu)21:11:02 No. 1282696 >>1282561 He's a smart jew. I believe him when he says he greased palms n both sides of the aisle. It's what I would do, and you would see this if you took off your partisan blinder. Anonymous Elon Musk had an affair with w(...) 03/28/24(Thu)12:17:35 No. 1282464 https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/03/28/forget-kennedy-democrats-here-comes-the-2024-kennedy-voter-00149427 The Kennedy dynasty is most closely associated with Massachusetts, but it is also deeply intertwined with California. This is where Robert F. Kennedy Sr. forged an enduring bond with farmworker activist Cesar Chavez before his tragic death in a Los Angeles hotel. Newsom, a prominent Biden surrogate, reveres RFK Sr. so greatly that he keeps his bust in his Sacramento office. Yet here was a scion of that storied clan — in the bluest district of a resolutely blue state, a short walk from where then-Sen. Kamala Harris launched her presidential campaign in 2019 — standing before a crowd of voters waving American flags, asking them to reject both Biden and the Democratic Party. “Our independent run for the presidency is finally going to bring down the Democratic and Republican duopoly,” Kennedy tells the crowd of mostly white Boomers and Gen Xers. “Nicole Shanahan,” he adds, “will help me rally support for a revolution against the uniparty rule from both ends of the right and left political spectrum.” >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)12:19:31 No. 1282465 After he introduces his running mate, she promptly flashes her independent bona fides. “I am leaving the Democratic Party,” Shanahan says, because its leaders “have lost their way and their leadership.” On the menu today: Standard-issue campaign patriotism merged with darker warnings about government censorship, tainted food and corporate control — a microcosm for a Kennedy campaign that promises an enlightened future by dwelling on a benighted present. Screens play loops of videos splicing inoffensively banal Americana (bison roaming amber plains, Mount Rushmore) with black-and-white footage of the elder Kennedy patriarchs and a considerable amount of imagery featuring RFK Jr. with falcons. (Kennedy Campaign banners urge voters to “Declare Your Independence.” A two-piece ensemble plays Old School classics by Cat Stevens and Tom Waits.>.... __________________ Previously: https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-affair-sergey-brin-wife-divorce-11658674840 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>
noone fucker 03/28/24(Thu)13:45:07 No. 1282483 All those beat up friends of mine Gotta get you in their books Lead guitars and movie stars Get their tongues beneath your hood [Chorus] Yeah, you're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star Yeah, a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star A starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker star https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iudmMgbAAmI >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:18:57 No. 1282573 literally who >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:45:44 No. 1282607 >>1282573 Elon fucked her>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:08:27 No. 1282695 >>1282573 Your new VPotus Anonymous Kosovo takes 'historic step' t(...) 03/28/24(Thu)10:00:09 No. 1282417 Tfw Kosovo is closer to joining the EU than Serbia https://www.euronews.com/2023/04/25/kosovo-takes-historic-step-towards-joining-council-of-europe Kosovo took a step towards joining the Council of Europe on Monday, amid fiery opposition from Serbia. According to AFP, the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe "transmitted for opinion" Kosovo's membership application to its Parliamentary Assembly, though it is unknown when this verdict will be delivered. The Council of Europe is an international organisation founded after World War II to protect human rights, democracy and the rule of law in Europe. It established the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), which protects the rights of every citizen within the 46 states that signed up. Kosovo Foreign Minister Donika Gërvalla-Schwarz welcomed the decision stating on Facebook their candidacy was approved with a two-thirds majority. "For our new state, today's decision marks a historic step, perhaps the most important since our independence", she said, but warned the accession process remained "long and difficult". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)10:00:45 No. 1282418 In May, Pristina submitted a bid to join the Council of Europe, shortly after Russia was expelled for invading Ukraine. The exit of Moscow - long an ally of Serbia - was widely viewed as making it easier for Pristina to enter. "We will vote against so-called Kosovo joining the Council of Europe," Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic told reporters. "This day will remain as a day of shame for the Council of Europe," added the country's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ivica Dacic. The Serbian President spoke to reporters a day after local elections in Serb-dominated northern Kosovo that were overwhelmingly boycotted by the Serb parties and voters there. As a result, ethnic Albanians were elected. Vucic praised the vote boycott by the Kosovar Serbs, saying that it represented “a peaceful political uprising.” >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)11:09:46 No. 1282441 >inb4 ethnic cleansing >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)13:07:40 No. 1282480 >>1282441 As a Serb I don't really mind if Kosovo wants to become independent (I mean in theory it already is). I just wish that Kosovar Serbs weren't endangered in any way is all, because nobody deserves to be endangered>>
Bosnian muzzie 03/28/24(Thu)21:07:09 No. 1282694 >>1282480 serbs stink. BO, peeyoo change your underwear at least once a week, serb thank you for killing my parents Anonymous Bengaluru Man Dies After Frien(...) 03/28/24(Thu)14:58:13 No. 1282510 https://www.news18.com/india/bengaluru-man-dies-after-friend-pumps-hot-air-into-his-rectum-for-fun-8831145.html A Bengaluru man died of colon burst after his friend put the nozzle of an electric blow-dryer for vehicles into his rectum and inflated it for fun, police said. According to the police, 24-year-old Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped hot air into his rectum playfully. The incident took place on March 25 in Bengaluru’s Sampigehalli area when Yogish visited the CNS bike Service Centre where Murali worked. Police told News18 that Murali was employed at the service centre, where his friend Yogesh went to get his two-wheeler washed. 6 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
proud faggot 03/28/24(Thu)16:30:29 No. 1282546 >>1282534 >>1282543 I forgot about this: When i had a colonoscopy, I elected not to be sedated, as I like having things shoved way up my colon. The doctor inflated my colon with some air for better viewing and i came. I was farting the rest of the day. Only do this under medical supervision.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)17:09:38 No. 1282560 >no bro its not gay, i'm just gonna pump some hot... air up your bum, LOL >LOL, no, bro that's gay >SHUT UP FAGGOT BEND OVER AND SHUT UP >O-OKAY DADDY, OH DADDY, OH, OH NO, IT"S TOO HOT. IT"S TOO HOT IN MY BUM >YEAH. YEAHHHHHHH and then he died and went to indian heaven, camden, new jersey>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:14:55 No. 1282636 In a just world this would be mandatory procedure for faggots >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:16:06 No. 1282639 >>1282636 Faggots usually use HIV instead of air.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)21:05:45 No. 1282693 >>1282510 Wouldn't that make him rip the fattest fart? Anonymous James Comer finally admits imp(...) 03/26/24(Tue)23:18:03 No. 1281983 https://newrepublic.com/post/180126/james-comer-admits-defeat-biden-impeachment Representative James Comer has finally given up on trying to impeach Joe Biden—but he’s trying to make it seem like that was his plan all along. After more than a year of insisting that the president and his family are guilty of corruption, Republicans have yet to produce any evidence of Biden’s wrongdoing. Many GOP lawmakers are starting to back away from the impeachment effort, admitting that they likely don’t have the votes to pass articles of impeachment. Comer, who spearheaded the probe, had held fast to the goal of impeaching Biden, even as he lost key witnesses along the way. But on Monday night, he finally changed his tune. “It’s clear that Democrats will choose their party over their country and the truth at every turn. They should be ashamed of themselves,” the Kentucky Republican wrote in a fundraising email. “That’s why I am preparing criminal referrals as the culmination of my investigation.” Comer first raised the possibility of making criminal referrals to the Department of Justice two weeks ago. He told Fox News that “accountability … looks like criminal referrals.” 28 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)04:49:02 No. 1282395 >>1282240 Ukraine isn't and has never been "part of Europe", stupid faggot.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)05:04:14 No. 1282396 >>1282169 This is why /pol/ can't meme. They just lie and pretend it's a meme.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:33:33 No. 1282669 >>1282395 Umm, have you ever checked out a map? Ukraine is part of Europe. Even Russia is part Europe & part Asia. Your limited education tells me you must be American or maybe just retarded.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:50:41 No. 1282681 >>1282669 this board is full of lying faggots, there's not much you can do>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:46:12 No. 1282690 >>1282681 I wouldnt call them liars, just under-educated. I liken them to the flat earthers. Anonymous Baltimore Mayor Taunts Racist (...) 03/28/24(Thu)13:59:42 No. 1282496 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/baltimore-dei-mayor-criticism-brandon-scott_n_6604e6ebe4b03f25dbfd765f Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott (D) responded to some of the bizarre criticisms coming from conservatives following the cargo ship-induced collapse of the city’s Francis Scott Key Bridge early Tuesday morning by saying the term DEI—when applied derogatorily to him—means “duly elected incumbent.” On MSNBC’s The Reid Out, host Joy Reid prefaced her interview with Scott, who is Black, by calling attention to a tweet describing Scott as “Baltimore’s DEI mayor.” That post, which references the acronym that stands for diversity, equity and inclusion, has generated more than 25 million views, along with a clarifying community note on Twitter. “I cannot believe I have to say this,” Reid began. “Brandon Scott was elected with 70 percent of the vote in 2020 in a city that is 61 percent Black. So by right-wing logic, a ‘diversity hire’ would have been a white man.” Reid then asked Scott if he wanted to address the “tomfoolery” of those attacking him “for having the nerve to be Black and also a mayor.” He obliged. “I know, and we all know, and you know very well that Black men and young Black men in particular have been the bogeyman for those who are racist and think that only straight, wealthy white men should have a say in anything,” Scott said. “We’ve been the bogeyman for them since the first day they brought us to this country. And what they mean by DEI, in my opinion, is Duly Elected Incumbent.” Scott easily won Baltimore’s mayoral race four years ago, with the next closest candidate, an independent, acquiring just 20 percent of the vote. In the Democratic primary earlier that year, Scott had edged out the city’s scandal-plagued former mayor, Sheila Dixon. Scott is running for re-election in November, while Dixon is again mounting a bid. Scott added that for his critics, ‘DEI’ is a euphemism. 21 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:41:22 No. 1282673 >>1282631 >Inspect Element Oof>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:42:24 No. 1282674 >>1282667 And now projection too? Come on and do something original.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:58:56 No. 1282684 >>1282674 >And now projection too? Aw look. It's gotten so angry and desperate it's using multi syllable words it doesn't understand. You'd almost feel bad for it if you didn't know what a disgusting creature it was.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:07:35 No. 1282685 >>1282644 Get back to us when you can decide what DEI is and how you can be racist about it.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)20:09:32 No. 1282687 >>1282673 That's a screenshot from kuroba... Anonymous Liberals are controlled by fea(...) 03/27/24(Wed)22:22:56 No. 1282276 The facts are in. Liberals are controlled by fear. Their tiny reptilian brains control they voting habits, and without higher order logic or executive functions, they are dominated by fear and anger. They are just sad victims of the journo-political complex, reduced to mere automatons driven by hate and fear at the discretion of their corporate media masters. https://apnews.com/article/democrats-republicans-emotions-election-poll-biden-trump-2d29d5b0be4fe11272ec372542b76b44 Trump evokes more anger and fear from Democrats than Biden does from Republicans, AP-NORC poll shows Many Americans are unenthusiastic about a November rematch of the 2020 presidential election. But presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump appears to stoke more anger and fear among Americans from his opposing party than President Joe Biden does from his. A new poll from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research finds that Democrats are more likely to report feeling “fearful” or “angry” about the prospects of another Trump term than Republicans are about the idea of Biden remaining in the White House. The emotional reaction Trump inspires may work in his favor too, though, since the poll also found that Republicans are more excited about the prospect of a Trump win than Democrats are about a Biden victory. Seven in 10 Democrats say the words “angry” or “fearful” would describe their emotions “extremely well” or “very well” upon a Trump victory. A smaller majority of Republicans – 56% – say the same about a Biden triumph. About 6 in 10 Democrats cite both emotions when contemplating a Trump victory. Again, that exceeds the roughly 4 out of 10 Republicans who said they would feel both angry and scared about Biden prevailing 102 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:41:47 No. 1282656 >>1282618 I don't care and am not watching that shit.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:42:48 No. 1282658 >>1282653 I'm taking him seriously and so do most people. Good luck with your adpop fallacy.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:45:20 No. 1282660 >>1282658 >having accountability is a fallacy i wonder why you're so unpopular>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)18:55:13 No. 1282665 >>1282276 Proves that biased right wing media is overblown. Their audience doesn’t care.>>
Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:43:25 No. 1282675 >>1282660 Your illiteracy isn't my problem.>>1282665 >Proves Howso?
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