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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:34:55 No.11480082

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:34:55 No.11480082 [Reply]

lole

~~Your fortune: Better not tell you now~~

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)14:00:27 No.11480154

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)14:00:27 No.11480154

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)14:02:16 No.11480155

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)14:02:16 No.11480155

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)14:03:45 No.11480156

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)14:03:45 No.11480156

>>11480155
he's handsome :>

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)14:03:53 No.11480158

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)14:03:53 No.11480158

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Catfish
05/02/24(Thu)14:04:24 No.11480160

Catfish 05/02/24(Thu)14:04:24 No.11480160

>>11480155
I think new user had the hots for this guy muahahah

Anonymous
03/10/24(Sun)01:22:57 No.11384203

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Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)01:22:57 No.11384203 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGU_Ib0Eog

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)15:45:14 No.11478132

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)15:45:14 No.11478132

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have a nice 1st of May!

Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)21:11:09 No.11478719

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)21:11:09 No.11478719

>>11477382
right here fren!!!
>>11478132
same to you!!! happy may!

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)01:09:32 No.11479230

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)01:09:32 No.11479230

>>11477382
Such a cute possume!

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:53:02 No.11479357

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:53:02 No.11479357

dog of spike waahahaha

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)14:04:06 No.11480159

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)14:04:06 No.11480159

almost 300 posts :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

qwish
05/02/24(Thu)06:07:29 No.11479504

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qwish 05/02/24(Thu)06:07:29 No.11479504 [Reply]

i like lsd more than dxm,,

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:53:46 No.11480138

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:53:46 No.11480138

>>11480085
boobs ITT

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:54:04 No.11480141

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:54:04 No.11480141

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>>11480119
have you seen The Passion of Your Mom?

she craves the cock. she actually talks to it.
drools on it. likes to suck it with her ass.
she doesn't really care who it's attached to.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:55:41 No.11480143

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:55:41 No.11480143

>>11480101
i fail to see how this makes them stupid
nbome dosage is in milligrams, LSD is a fraction of this.
if it shines under ultravioilet light there is a good chance it is LSD. if there is too much of it that the whole blotter is covered in crystals, that is not LSD or it cost somebody about $5000 and you do not want to take it or you will become like the singer of pink floyd.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:57:39 No.11480148

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:57:39 No.11480148

>>11480143
next the poisonous mushrooms
psilocybin makes you retarded, take LSD instead.
if you need to sell the mushrooms, they stain blue when you break them.
the spores are always black.
the liberty caps are harder to find and harder to identify than the flat ones or the big ones.

tea fren
05/02/24(Thu)14:03:53 No.11480157

tea fren 05/02/24(Thu)14:03:53 No.11480157

>>11480143
>i fail to see

yes you do fail. i'm only gonna say this once then (You) never talk to me again.
*sip*

unless you are personally acquainted with a chemist with whom you can trust with your life and who has a good reason NOT to fuck you up?
anything purchased on the street is a pure crap shoot.

now never speak to me again.

ever.

i don't like you.

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)20:09:57 No.11478624

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Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)20:09:57 No.11478624 [Reply]

Today is world tuna day

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Anonymous
05/01/24(Wed)23:56:09 No.11479078

Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)23:56:09 No.11479078

>>11478625
fishe

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:24:14 No.11479333

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:24:14 No.11479333

>>11478624
no porn

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)02:34:59 No.11479341

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)02:34:59 No.11479341

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love this holiday

King's
05/02/24(Thu)13:58:07 No.11480150

King's 05/02/24(Thu)13:58:07 No.11480150

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>>11479333
Unchecked tuna thursday trips!

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:59:26 No.11480153

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:59:26 No.11480153

>>11480150
look like shit dumbfuck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:53:49 No.11480139

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:53:49 No.11480139 [Reply]

I just received a noise complaint from a neighbor.

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:57:46 No.11480149

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:57:46 No.11480149

>>11480139
lol happened to me too. I'll tell you what'll happen next. police will come knocking and discover your drugs and take you to jail where niggers will rape you constantly. you will finally be happy after realizing the purpose of your life.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:59:08 No.11480152

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:59:08 No.11480152

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>>11480149
i do not have (illigal) drugs at home lole

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)11:05:55 No.11479814

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:05:55 No.11479814 [Reply]

Should I drink beer, wine, or jaegermeister?

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)11:27:14 No.11479854

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:27:14 No.11479854

if you pass out while drinking jägermeister youll wake up in 1935 germany

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)11:28:54 No.11479857

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:28:54 No.11479857

>>11479814
pour the wine into a glass and then break it onto a white woman just shove it into her face as hard as you can and break it in there
i have a preference for english "girl" ("woman") but theyre all that disturbing when it comes to being about wine

Catfish
05/02/24(Thu)11:34:18 No.11479866

Catfish 05/02/24(Thu)11:34:18 No.11479866

>>11479857
You're disturbing nigga.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)11:47:15 No.11479884

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:47:15 No.11479884

>>11479841
idk that doesn't sound very appealing
I might drink a jaegerbomb I've always wanted to do that
>>11479854
I literally have a 100 year old Luther bible so I might drink to that

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:57:38 No.11480147

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:57:38 No.11480147

I'm going to drink a jaeger bomb

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:26:17 No.11480059

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:26:17 No.11480059 [Reply]

My uncle looks like he does what for living??

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Garlic Salt
05/02/24(Thu)13:37:45 No.11480092

Garlic Salt 05/02/24(Thu)13:37:45 No.11480092

https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1714670443975703.webm

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:38:34 No.11480094

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:38:34 No.11480094

>>11480088
these new social media video trends are even worse than they were when i was the appropriate age to be doing them
its even worse when somebody old tries it
theres a lot of signs that people are not developed mentally

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:51:53 No.11480134

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:51:53 No.11480134

>>11480094
seuss post :-/

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:52:49 No.11480135

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:52:49 No.11480135

he molests little boys

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:53:51 No.11480140

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:53:51 No.11480140

>>11480070
little kids loving anal

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)12:09:59 No.11479911

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)12:09:59 No.11479911 [Reply]

Wikipedia

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Garlic Salt
05/02/24(Thu)12:39:40 No.11479958

Garlic Salt 05/02/24(Thu)12:39:40 No.11479958

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Wikipedia

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)12:43:07 No.11479963

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)12:43:07 No.11479963

>>11479943
on which wikipedia page did you find this?

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)12:47:28 No.11479970

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)12:47:28 No.11479970

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In my view, the image File:Futanari.png is relevant to the article Futanari as it depicts the subject. It is appropriate to show images (whether as photographs, illustrations, cartoons, diagrams, etc.) to illustrate hermaphroditism, particularly in a Japanese context. However, the image is unnecessarily sexualised in nature as the characters are depicted as having erections and touching each other's erect penises; this is not necessary to illustrate the subject and, I think, might be offensive to some readers. This is akin to the example quoted above ("photographs taken in a pornography context would normally be inappropriate for articles about human anatomy").
Another image that showed naked futanari in a non-sexualised situation would be more appropriate. —sroc 06:47, 22 December 2013 (UTC)

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)12:49:12 No.11479974

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)12:49:12 No.11479974

>>11479963
I think this page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pinker

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:53:19 No.11480136

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:53:19 No.11480136

>>11479911
I refuse to jack off to it unless you can confirm it's brother and sister

Magick
05/02/24(Thu)13:32:52 No.11480075

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Magick 05/02/24(Thu)13:32:52 No.11480075 [Reply]

toasted it a bread aboard

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:40:06 No.11480102

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:40:06 No.11480102

>>11480075
I wish 3D women ate toast

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:48:03 No.11480126

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:48:03 No.11480126

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>>11480102
i fukcig love toast i eat two piece of toast today AND yesterday :/

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:49:48 No.11480129

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:49:48 No.11480129

>>11480126
you're not 3D, don't lie.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:50:31 No.11480131

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:50:31 No.11480131

>>11480126
you're not a woman, don't lie.

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:50:45 No.11480132

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:50:45 No.11480132

>>11480129
i look kinda 3d i think

Anonymous
white dick + yellow pussy 05/01/24(Wed)22:38:32 No.11478901

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white dick + yellow pussy Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)22:38:32 No.11478901 [Reply]

how s4s posters are made

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:04:04 No.11480012

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:04:04 No.11480012

I love watching people have sex while I masturbate to it. very kewl

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:36:09 No.11480087

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:36:09 No.11480087

chat is this true

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:41:28 No.11480107

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:41:28 No.11480107

>>11478901
she is going to get interracial pregnant

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:43:09 No.11480112

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:43:09 No.11480112

>>11479543
me too except when they're not actually my parents but representative in some fucked up freudian way in the animu artstyle

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:47:43 No.11480125

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:47:43 No.11480125

>>11478901
why is his penis skin lighter than his regular skin when penis skin is darker than regular skin thats kinda gross i'm not gay but i can tell you its not hitting

Anonymous
me on left you on right 05/02/24(Thu)11:08:12 No.11479817

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me on left you on right Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:08:12 No.11479817 [Reply]

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:47:42 No.11480124

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:47:42 No.11480124

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>>11479817
at your service

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:46:11 No.11480118

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:46:11 No.11480118 [Reply]

everytime I turn my inner-filter off and spergpost it becomes a new copypasta, I'm that powerful.

~~Your fortune: Godly Luck~~

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:47:41 No.11480123

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:47:41 No.11480123

everybody else is just too weak

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)11:11:18 No.11479821

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Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)11:11:18 No.11479821 [Reply]

if u dont liek grils woth this body type u r rabist

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:30:50 No.11480067

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:30:50 No.11480067

I am rabist.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:31:52 No.11480073

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:31:52 No.11480073

she dreamt she was a mikudozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field

Catfish
05/02/24(Thu)13:46:07 No.11480117

Catfish 05/02/24(Thu)13:46:07 No.11480117

>>11480073
She was doze'ing off

crudehumour223@gmail.com
the year is 2013 05/01/24(Wed)02:37:11 No.11477207

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the year is 2013 crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/01/24(Wed)02:37:11 No.11477207 [Reply]

if my blood sugar wasn't so low you'd be hospitalized by now

Your fortune: Outlook good

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crudehumour223@gmail.con
05/02/24(Thu)04:17:42 No.11479438

crudehumour223@gmail.con 05/02/24(Thu)04:17:42 No.11479438

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>>11479131
why, thank you, my most très chic and abstruse acolyte! it would be lovely to engage in ornery romping with cute chicks

crudehumour223@gmail.con
05/02/24(Thu)13:42:24 No.11480111

crudehumour223@gmail.con 05/02/24(Thu)13:42:24 No.11480111

surely très-chuch

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:43:26 No.11480113

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:43:26 No.11480113

>>11480111
kid got trips
kewl ;D

crudehumour223@gmail.con
05/02/24(Thu)13:44:41 No.11480114

crudehumour223@gmail.con 05/02/24(Thu)13:44:41 No.11480114

>>11480113
walk and talk with me >.>

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:45:33 No.11480116

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:45:33 No.11480116

>>11480114
i dont like either of those things

JulieSexCatGirl
04/30/24(Tue)20:35:24 No.11476483

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JulieSexCatGirl 04/30/24(Tue)20:35:24 No.11476483 [Reply]

Hi!!!!

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JulieSexCatGirl
05/02/24(Thu)13:16:10 No.11480040

JulieSexCatGirl 05/02/24(Thu)13:16:10 No.11480040

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:)

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:24:52 No.11480055

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:24:52 No.11480055

fake ass fuck

JulieSexCatGirl
05/02/24(Thu)13:39:23 No.11480098

JulieSexCatGirl 05/02/24(Thu)13:39:23 No.11480098

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:)

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:40:23 No.11480103

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:40:23 No.11480103

fat fucking pig

Anonymous
05/02/24(Thu)13:42:23 No.11480110

Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)13:42:23 No.11480110

>>11480098
hey julie how u doin today nice pic lovely i wish you felt confident enough to not use fifteen filter but it is okay because i understand but i am prett y so i dont use them but yea hope u are having a happy day darling keep on keeping on :D

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